Men Who Don't Think With Their...

Many women complain that men only love them for their bodies.  Who would have thought that the end of the world would bring the answer to their prayers? Meeting guys who weren't fixated on boobs was no longer a problem. It's all brains now. The zombie apocalypse for the win!

I Used To Know That Again

My fading memory causes increasing grief.  From not knowing why I came into the room to giving friends the mistaken impression that they aren't important to me because I don't remember how we met.  The drug that restored my memories was at first miraclulous.  But now I remember every slight...

Heather - Welcome Back?

That wasn’t the welcome I was looking forward to. I can’t believe he did this to me! Good thing I just bought a handful of new spring scarves at the outlet mall. This is the last time I leave my boyfriend for the weekend with my Twilight DVDs lying around!

Did I Say That Out Loud?

Have you ever said something that should have stayed in your head? It's like the brain babysitter went to take a crap and that thought just ran right out into the middle of the street. Where was my filter when I needed it? I'll never be able to explain this...

Heather - Butterflies!

It’s been a long, dreary winter. But alas, spring has sprung! You know the signs – the beautiful sunshine, faint smell of fresh cut grass, tulips blooming, butterflies emerging and fluttering about; and a woman running around frantically waving her arms around her head. Oh, so that’s just MY sister then?!

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The sound bounced beautifully around the small chamber, barely losing volume. It was almost as if the space had been designed for it.  Only one man admired the acoustical perfection.  He figured
the others were idiots, immune to sonic charm.  It turns out they were just distracted by the smell.

The Fart In The Elevator.

Heather - Happy Anniversary

It was a warm summer evening in 1996. A young college chick showed up to play softball. Not looking for anything but some laughs, maybe exercise and probably beer, her life would change forever. He asked, “Wanna warm up? I have the balls!” And it would be happily ever after…