Friday, May 31, 2013

The N-Word

The use of the n-word was OK for our people but extremely offensive when used by others. We would have openly admitted taking it back but we never did ANYTHING openly. It was almost as if our darkness affected our use of language (or non-use).   Are we unhappy?  Ninja please!

Friday, May 24, 2013

Here's Some Fan Fiction For Ya, Kindle Worlds!

"Crap!", said Hellboy as he kicked open the door to the Chamber of Secrets.  The Tribbles sitting on the Ark of the Covenant were going to piss off the Replicant Jedi.  Just then a glitch in the Matrix allowed the Stargate to open. Fan fiction isn't so hard thought Steve...

Friday, May 17, 2013

Dang Billy-Bubba!

Earlier in the day his dog had stolen his pickup and left town with his wife.  The twister had wiped out his trailer along with his collection of singing fish plaques.  Somehow all the beer and whiskey in town had dried up.  Being a living Country song sure wasn't easy!

Friday, May 10, 2013

Next Summer Camp, Please



Serial killer camp was definitely the worst summer camp.  Everyone trying to one-up everybody else.  The stabby guy goes after the hammer girl who goes after the burning guy. It was the worst game of "get the last word in" ever.  Worse than Siamese twins with intimacy issues.  Thanks Mom.

Friday, May 3, 2013

The Cure For The Internet

Initially it seemed the free flow of information on the Internet would simultaneously be the bane and boon of civilization.  Ideas both good and bad spread with alarming virulence. Only the development of an intellectual inoculation would stem the spread of "ideas".  Ten years later no one remembers the Internet.