Morgan Freeman Is The Man!

Morgan Freeman, being the workaholic that he is, has recently been narrating everything he can  find.  When he acquired my Internet browsing history, I had mixed emotions.  That he's connected to me in anyway shape or form is thrilling, but can even his mellifluous tones overcome the horror of grandmaswrestlinginpudding.net?

I Ain't Afraid Of No… Hmmmm...

As the ghost of a skeptic I keep pretty quiet.  Ghosts that actually manifest themselves to the living are really just doing the afterlife version of "I TOLD YOU SO!".  As you can imagine, this is very embarrassing for me.  So that cold spot near the Dairy Queen?  That's me.

Gifts From Above

The process is deceptively simple.  Rain falls from heaven and enters the ground, and from there, into Humulus Lupulus.  From this humble plant it enters the flower as it grows.  Beer is made from the hops and (of course) we drink it with reverence.  It's proof God loves us all.