MPAL - Male Pattern Ass Loss

I can't say I gave it any thought when I was younger.  I just took it's abundance for granted.  But I
sure miss it now.  I miss having an ass.  I can't even keep my pants up!  It takes so many straps
and belts now.  MPAL is a real tragedy.

Worst Full Moon Ever

The guy had been irritating me all night, being loud and obnoxious. He also smelled like wet dog.
While leaving the bar I decided on the perfect way to express my displeasure. I dropped my pants
and mooned him. Had he not been a werewolf I'd still be alive today.

Them Hitler Boys

Georgina and Ester Satan had had a rough life. They were mild and unassuming but still trouble plagued them. When they met their beaus things seemed to turn around.  Everyone would look at them differently after the wedding. Steve and Ben were awesome! If only their last name wasn't Hitler.