Who's There?!

The devil stumbled into heaven more dead than alive, struggling to complete his mission. His ordinarily agile mind burned down to one single all consuming thought. He had caught the angels with their halos down around their ankles and he intended to make the most of it. Ding dong ditch!

They're Taking That Word Back

Dealing with the new post-dead was usually entertaining.  Noses falling off are surprisingly funny.  For the most part they were easy to get along with.  They don't feel the need to express their opinion.  Just never use the Z-word. That's the surest way to get your brains eaten.  Zombie please!