There Is No Try, Only Meh

Thank god being a Jedi is not a real thing.  I would be the worst Jedi ever!  Using the force to grab Doritos from the kitchen without getting up.  Using my lightsaber to kill flies and open cans.  Don't even mention force choking the chicken!  I sense a great disturbance...

One Of Each, Not Two Of The Same!

Aberration of nature!  You shall have no mercy. You and your kind are not welcome here.  Your similarity is what divides. It cannot be allowed to stand.  The epithets that describe your unholy actions taste foul in our mouths. Peanut butter and peanut butter?!  I decry your lack of jelly!

It Puts The Lotion...

I don't know what dead people want so I tend to give them deodorant. They don't seem thrilled but it makes the rest of us feel a bit better.  That and being downwind.  I guess skin care products would be next. You just need a lot. Slather on that lotion!