Bullies Need Not Apply

When computers advanced to the point where they could store the contents of the human brain, everyone thought we would become immortal. We envisioned heading to the local data-center for the next phase of our existence.  Instead it turned out to be the geek rapture and many were left behind.

Heads Up!

Drone delivered cans of beer seemed like a great idea. All you needed was a cellphone, a credit
card and access to the sky. Things got a little dicier when they started dropping bottles. Parties
had beer raining from the sky!  Dropping kegs may not have been the best idea...

Phantom Brake Stomp

Google's self driving car is powered by the gasps and screams of its occupants. Fake brake pedals
in the floor add additional energy into the system. The car is programmed to randomly speed up
and slow down just to see if you're paying attention. Curse words power the air conditioning.