You Took My Breathe, Away

When I was around you I felt like I had forgotten how to breathe. Since you left, I felt like I really HAD forgotten how.  I wish there was a word that meant goodbye for someone who was already gone. My life, if it continues, will never be the same.

Liberally Evil, Fiscally Conservative

The bell that rang as I closed the door definitely didn't mean an angel got its wings. This shop sold all manner of evil potion ingredients. I was cursed with 20% off for the next hour.  My enemy was going to get boils and I was getting a screaming deal.