Bad Or Worse?

The priest hunched and shivered in the corner. His body shaking so badly that his prayers came out in a rushed, stuttering torrent. Yet despite the near panic, the prayers seemed half-hearted, deflated. The monster had crushed his faith along with the other's heads. If it was instead the Devil...

Say My Name!

Often, my mind tempts me with things that I think would be unexpected and therefore funny. On an  airplane however this is not likely to end well. Do I want to be the guy no one notices, or do I want to have a new FAA regulation named after me?

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over Tonight?

You heard me say it. *I* heard me say it. But no one else did. My advances were very undesirable.  My suggestions both lewd and perverse.  But unless someone else knows...  It will shock you how much this never happened.  No one will believe you. I love bein' a cop.