Friday, August 31, 2012

CJ Collins: The Nut-Driver

Take a small glass, add two ounces of vodka, six to eight ounces orange juice and you’ve got yourself a nice screwdriver. Get your vitamin C. But add to that two ounces of almond syrup and now you’ve got yourself a nut-driver. It’s good, isn’t it? Cyanide tastes like almonds. 

(originally published 4/27/12)

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